Three attractive men were standing at the back side of their car... looking very nice and handsome in their church dress. I am sure they had many young ladies to impress. I was doing about 10mph coming down the driveway, and they decided to stand there and wave and smile at me. Being the nice person I am, I decided to take one hand off the steering wheel and wave back. (Remember when you were in drivers ed and they told you to keep your hands on ten and two and you never really understood why?) It only took me 6 years to figure it out...
Just as I took my hand off the wheel, I hit a pot hole... full of water... which sprayed all over the boys who, just 10 seconds before, looked so handsome and clean. Ya- not so much anymore. I think my dad now knows why it has been so impossible to get me married off. Sorry Pops.
Oh my. That was hilarious! I would have paid money to see it happen. =]
ReplyDeletehahahaha! YOur mom told me that one yesterday. I was dying laughing.... I hope one those handsome young men finds you in your very uncommon Blue Commander and one of them marries you! That's a good "first time I saw you" story.
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