To have a sinus infection for the 3rd time this year?
To eat waffles 2 out of 3 mornings this weekend?
To get emotional during "God bless the USA" while watching fireworks?
To pay a neighbor $20 to mow your lawn?
To find THIN MINT yogurt at your favorite yogurt stop?
To sleep in a house that is, no joke, at least 90 degrees at night?
To learn how to play Black Jack and kick butt while playing?
(beginners luck is a fake thing- mine is all smarts, clearly.)
To make the switch to the iPhone?
(insert plug for facetime, words with friends and HEYTELL.)
To constantly crave sushi?
To have Friday dance parties at work?
To have everyday dance parties at work?
To initiate the dance parties at work? Everytime?
To live for Monday night Bachelorette episodes even though they are totally lame?
To drink over 100 oz of water a day- and therefore suffer through the repercussions?
(no, that isn't a potty joke- well, kind of it is... uh...)
Cause I can answer ALL of those questions.
Cool.
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